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I'm not really interested in kleptomaniacs. Not to be biased, of course. And if you have a problem controlling your back hair, we won't be a good fit. Oh, and if you laugh at EVERY LITTLE THING I SAY... I'll have to resist the urge to strangle you. You can't base a meaningful relationship on that sort of thing.
I cook a tremendous plate of stuffed mushrooms. I mean, astounding, really. I'm a geek, as well. By that I mean, I have a doormat you probably won't understand. Strange, huh. No pocket protectors or anything, mind you. I can even bench press my own body weight. Toned, you might say. A looker. Which reminds me, if you have a problem just staring at cute guys, that just creeps me out. I also drive obnoxiously fast. Not to the point where it'd just be insane, but... well... you get the idea. I have a dog. He has more energy than three of me. But he's really cute. A bit... well... how to say it... If they had a MENSA for dogs, those dogs would laugh at my dog. A lot.
So. I suppose here's where I should say what it is I'm looking for. Thing is, I have no real idea what I'm looking for. You have to be female, though. I'm setting my foot down on that point. Oh, and if you don't actually possess a sense of humor (or can't readily borrow one), then feel free to not respond. Attractiveness is a matter of perspective, I suppose, but I stay in shape. I'd like you to do the same. Yes, I know, round, triangular, and squares are all shapes, but I would hope you're intelligent enough to not be that stupid. Oh, and if possible, I'd prefer no kids, and never been married. Otherwise, I'm really not going to go on a rant detailing what my idea of a perfect woman is, because, let's face it. If I knew exactly what it is that I'm looking for, then I wouldn't really be looking anymore.
All of that being said, if you'll notice, there's a little "Reply" button up there. Take your time, consider it for a moment, even reread the entire ad if you'd like. If you think you and I would get along, feel free to click it. Otherwise, don't click it. And don't worry about hurting my feelings or anything. I appreciate the kindness, but I won't even notice. Have a wonderful evening. :) Sexy housewives wants real sex Warsaw.
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